A hippy threw his beads away and 'phoned his dad.
A pig went for a joy-ride in his panda car.
That empty couple burnt their television set.
No one got drunk on Friday at the bar.
The pope screwed a nun or two then had a stroke.
The Pentagon had six sides just for a joke.
Some laughed, some cried, some went home for tea.
I watched, then smiled, then turned into a tree.